Corrupting Wishes

This is a game where you corrupt other peoples wishes.

Basicly, all you have to do is corrupt the person above you's wish and then make your own wish

E.G.

Member no.1: I wish i had some pie
Member no.2: Wish granted, but the pie is made from mud:). I wish i was level 30

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I'll go first:

I Wish I Had Telekinesis (XD Wow Thats Lame)

Wish Granted, but i ate all your Telekinesis

I wish i can go Super Saiyan!

Granted, but then its cancelled.

I wish... for a wish, thats not Lame (:

Wish granted but then someone came along and made it lame

I wish I wish i was a fish

Wish Granted, But then i went fishing and caught u, and cooked u to my dog.

I wish i had one of these

Wish granted but you fell off it on the highway and got run over by a 16 wheeler and died

I wish i had a cookie

wish granted but it was radioactive causing you to grow an arm out of your head

i wish that i had a puppy

Wish Granted, but when you were sleeping the puppy was giving u a bj and your gf was sleeping right beside you, and your like "oh yea baby oh yea baby" and she thought u were doing it with another girl and broke up with u and left at night then gave u a note in the morning saying "its over".

I wish the DBZ anime came to real life.

Wish granted but Freiza came to your house and killed you

I wish I had a pet snake that wasnt venamous and wasnt a python

Wish granted, but when you were walking you stepped on your snake and did not notice over and over again so the snake was getting pissed. Then finally it got so pissed that it bit you in the balls then raped it self around you and started choking you.

I wish i had another dog.

Granted but then you grow annoied when it leaves "presents" all over the house.

I wish i had some pie..

Wish granted but the pie was radioactive and you grew a second head

I wish I wish I had an epic new computer

Wish granted, but your computer was so good that it was overloading and exploded.

I wish i had more chocolate bars. (And no I'm not a fat kid)

Wish granted but the chocolate was dosed and you died from poisoning

I wish i was a much better signature maker

Wish granted, but your photoshop broke down so you couldn't make anymore signatures.

I wish i had some coke to drink.

Wish granted but you got tons of cavities and lost all your teeth

I wish I could fly

Wish granted, but you got sucked into a jet engine and fell into boiling hot water.

I wish that I had a dollar.

Wish granted but that dollar was counterfeit so it was worth nothing

I wish i could blow shit up with my mind

Wish granted, but it turns out, your mind is already shit so.....yeah....


I wish Mater Dei had a ninja class.

Wish granted but you got kicked out for accidently killing the teacher

I wish I could drop out of school and train pokemon

Wish granted, but you got your butt kicked soo hard by Ash Ketchum, that you now stay in your room hugging a pillow and calling it "mommy"

I wish I can kill myself and go to hell.

wish granted but you got stuck with a tween girl naruto fan saying believe it over and over again in your ear :O

i wish i could get better grades =[

wish granted, but since you wished that you COULD get better grades, you decided not to after consulting an anime sage.

I wish Dalton had a life.

Granted but sadly, it turns out being a dream.

I wish I had a life =_=

wish granted but you ended up the same as dalton :[
I wish life was like an evanescence song :3