Anybody got epic quotes?

Eh, I like reading really deep quotes...whether it's by you, a friend or whatever, just post it here!


"To truly love someone, is to put that someone's happiness before your own."

"No pain no gain" =D

ah, simple yet true

Sorry, All I Have Are Some Anime Quotes, but whatever.

'If happiness had a form what would it look like? It might be something like glass,because one doesn't notice it normally.However,it is actually there.As proof,if you change the angle you look at it,the glass will reflect light.It will state it's presence and existence more eloquently than any other thing in this world.'
Lelouch Lamperouge (Code Geass)

"Giggity" - Glen Quagmire

'When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It's when... they are forgotten.'
Dr. Hiriluk (One Piece)

"But this spaghetti's black.... and it's hooked up to the TV set.... What's goin' on here?"
- 'Meatwad'

"Penis"

good god..